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The Official Whoopie Cushion of Christmas Music
Celebrating Our FIFTH YEAR online!

Santa Stinks!bENT Records™ presents the Santa's Got Gas CD, packed with 15 tracks that play "Like your tuning a radio" complete with talk shows, crazy commercials and wacky radio DJ's. This demented holidazed CD has bENT™ Versions of all your Christmas favorites to put you holidazed guest in SHOCK!

So who says the Holidaze has to be all serious and uptight when them relatives come promenading through that door. This year just waltz over to the stereo and plop in the SGG CD!
 

Santa's Got Gas CD FAQ:

Q) Is this CD for real?
A) Yes the SGG CD is real.

Q) Is this CD just farts to Christmas music?
A) The SGG CD contains some farting Xmas songs! Most songs are shocking lyrical parodies. Proceed with caution.

Q) Is there any bad words / language?
A) Even though the SGG CD uses few cuss words, creative potty talk is used excessively.

Q) Can I play this CD at work?
A) Yes but remember that playing the SGG CD in public may cause people's jaws to remain stuck in the open position.

Ho Ho Holarious!

15 tracks play non-stop like a
Santa Gas Attack!

Ho Ho Holarious!
Track 1
The Nightmare Before:

Introduction
Track 2
Dr. Demento's personal
favorite
Jingle Booty
Track 3
Chuck Rite w/

The SGG Radio Show
Phart 1
Track 4
The Christmas Squirrels singing

Rudolph the Rancid Reindeer
Track 5
Live at the Aromadome

MosterDump
Commercial
Track 6
Swinger's Mix

Let It Flow,
Let It Go,
Let it Blow
Track 7
DJ Juicy Julie

KFRT
Track 8
Ahoogah Remix by DJ Nasty

I Saw Mommy
Track 9
AM Radio Talk

with Fart Well

Stinkland
Track 10
The Glassical Rendition of

Do You Smell What I Smell
Track 11
Top Ten List

SGG Radio Show
Phart 2
Track 12
Snowed in at the Holidaze Inn

12 Drinks of Christmas
Track 13
Stink FM

Midnight Meltdown
Track 14
Sooo Soothing

Silent Butt
Violent Night
Track 15
Bonus Track

Santa's Got Bass

"We've Got Gas!"
Customer Testimonials

User: ltzterrie Date: Oct-13-00 18:39:49 PDT
This CD is "pee your pants funny" Thank You, Ha ha - ho ho ho :0)

User: bgilbertson Date: Oct-17-00 14:15:28 PDT
Thank you for a great item - my Mother-in-Law will absolutely love it! A+ Seller

User: hcianciohdm Date: Oct-23-00 11:28:45 PDT
great dealer! funny CD!!

User: doodlebug46 Date: Oct-27-00 11:27:15 PDT
Great stocking stuffer. Great service, friendly email. It was a pleasure, thanks

User: chow-time Date: Oct-28-00 12:11:35 PDT
Great CD, laughed till I cried, A++++++.........Thanx!!

User: tgo55 Date: Oct-31-00 09:42:09 PST
Aloha!! Very Prompt in shipping!! Un-believable Christmas CD!!

User: jbyers1283 Date: Nov-02-00 09:03:17 PST
Ya' GOTTA Get THIS ONE !!!!>>>>>HIGHLY RECOMMENDED !!!!!!<<<<<<<<

User: cave-in Date: Nov-29-99 09:23:23 PST
Smooth transaction, hilarious CD, great seller! Have a very Happy Holidays!

User: ldygothic Date: Dec-05-99 14:07:14 PST
Got Gas? Buy this CD! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED SELLER! Fast & Friendly!

User: hilejgp Date: Dec-10-99 15:35:36 PST
Super Speedy service, CD is hillarious, highly reccomend!

User: 21jewels Date: Dec-18-99 14:33:12 PST
CD 's look fine - dare I listen?

User: macvike Date: Dec-21-99 14:15:32 PST
This CD is a GAS... Great Transaction AAA+++

 

CLICK HERE FOR 2004 TESTIMONIALS!!
 

How much would you spend on a CD
that you'll play every Holidaze &
laugh year after year?


 

$14.95


Nope!



$12.95



Not a chance!


The Santa's Got Gas CD is
NOT IN STORES!
Available EXCLUSIVELY online!

 

 

 
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PS Have you checked everyone off your gift list?

CHRISTMAS CD - FOR DAD -  FOR BROTHER - FOR LAUGHS - FOR SUPRISES
OFFICE PARTY - FOR THE BOSS - YOUR WIFE - EVERYONE KNOWS A STINKER - FOR YOU

Don't get left naked this Holidaze!
IF YOU DON'T BUY THE SANTA'S GOT GAS CD,
YOU'LL BE KICKING YOURSELF WAITING 'TIL NEXT YEAR!!

 

 

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